我是迪士尼公主,說不上一模一樣吧,但最起碼是毫不相干。
I am a Disney princess, not exactly the same, but at least irrelevant。
給女孩的六個建議: 1。找個能讓你笑的男人 2。找個有穩定工作的男人 3。找個喜歡做家事的男人 4。找個誠實的男人 5。找個浪漫的男人 6。不要讓他們五個人見面。
Find a man who can make you laugh。 Find a man who has a steady job。 Find a man who likes to do housework。 Find an honest man。 Find a romantic man。 Don‘t let the five of them meet。
奧特曼生病了,轉發五個群,奧特曼會自己恢復健康並在暗中保護你三個月,我知道這很沙雕,但閒著也是閒著,不如挨頓罵。
Altman is sick, retweets five groups, Altman will be healthy and secretly protect you for three months, I know it is very sand carving, but idle is also idle, rather than be scolded。
最近去了一個島上散散心,朋友問我哪個島,哦,原來是“窮困潦島”。
Recently went to an island for a break, my friend asked me which island, oh, it was poor。
今天被帥哥摸頭了,他說:吹頭加五塊。
Today the handsome man touched his head, he said: blow the head plus five。
談戀愛真的麻煩,不過最近太順了,想找點麻煩 。
Being in love is really troublesome, but it’s been too smooth lately。 I‘ d like to some trouble。
我真搞不懂那些簽名換成,別煩,勿擾,不閒聊的人,到底是誰在煩你,讓他煩我行不行。
I really don’t know who‘s bothering you, who’s bothering you。
學點功夫還是好的,上次跟別人吵得很兇,我直接跳起來來個360度迴旋踢,摔斷了腿,訛了別人2w8。
Good to learn some kung fu, last time with others very fierce, I jumped up to a 360-degree swing kick, broke my leg, wrong other people 2 w8。
你說你的口紅,一天天的只知道沾杯,怎麼就不知道沾沾我的嘴。
You say your lipstick, day by day only know to touch the cup, how do not know to touch my mouth。
【畫師:二季逗兒】【侵刪】